Sunday, October 16, 2011

Memoirs of a bulimic cat

Incredible the things one has to do to keep fit.
Being a beautiful creature has its drawbacks and when my female-giant's friend (the one that smells so good) told me I was a bit chubby, well, I had no choice. I tried all the plants in the kitchen (they all taste delicious, by the way) and voilĂ , I threw up on the bathroom tiles...
This morning I wanted to eat plants again but...surprisingly enough, there were none at sight!!!! I think I know who has put them all on the fridge out of my reach... She's gonna pay for it tonight, when she's fast asleep...I'm gonna sit right on her face!!!! Let's see who laughs best...heaow, heaow, heaow!! Dolfo.

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